CARROT Weather: Alerts & Radar

This app makes life better. It's a fantastic weather app and soooooooo much more!

Have used this app and loved it for almost 5 years now. I don’t know what happened but it is unbelievably inaccurate now. Frustratingly so. I love the design, the customization, the full size widgets etc. I cannot pay for another year of false notifications and bad forecasts. It doesn’t matter what source you use, they’re all over the place and almost always wrong. It’s also very expensive so it’s time to move on. Really disappointing.

Listen up, because I’m about to confess my undying love for Carrot Weather, the only app that’s ever called me a “pathetic meatbag” and still won my heart. This isn’t your grandma’s weather app with its polite little sun icons and gentle raindrop sounds. No, Carrot Weather is a savage, forecast-slinging maniac, and I’m obsessed. It’s like if a stand-up comedian, a meteorologist, and a supervillain had a baby—and I’m proud to call it mine. First off, the personality. Oh, sweet mercy, the personality. Carrot doesn’t just tell me it’s 68°F and partly cloudy—it sneers, “68°F, huh? Maybe if you weren’t such a lazy blob, you’d enjoy it.” And I cackle like a lunatic every time. I’ve got it dialed up to maximum snark, so it hurls insults like a grumpy weather god who’s mad I didn’t sacrifice a goat for sunshine. One day it told me, “Foggy with a chance of despair—perfect for your miserable existence.” I laughed so hard I dropped my phone in the toilet, and honestly? Worth it. You can tweak its vibe too—go “Professional” if you’re boring, or “Overkill” if you want your forecast with a side of chaos. Me? I live for the sass. Then there’s the accuracy. This app is so spot-on, I’m convinced it’s secretly controlling the weather just to flex. It’s pulling wizard-level data from places like Forecast.io, and it knows things. Once, it warned me of a “biblical-level hailstorm” 20 minutes before golf-ball-sized ice chunks pummeled my car. I was mad until I realized Carrot was basically my guardian angel—if guardian angels trash-talked you while saving your life. It even predicts rain down to the second, so I can strut outside, dodge the drops like Neo in The Matrix, and look like a weather-bending superhero. Try that with your lame default app. The design is pure chaos candy. It’s sleek and minimalist, but then—bam!—you’ve got animations of killer robots or pirate ships sinking in a storm. I check the weather 15 times a day just to see what bonkers scene Carrot’s cooked up next. Unlocked the secret Death Star forecast yet? I did, and now I know it’s “cloudy with a chance of laser annihilation.” Other weather apps look like they were scribbled by a kindergartner with a crayon; Carrot’s UI is so slick, it’s basically the weather equivalent of a Tesla. And don’t get me started on how it’s changed me. I used to be a normal person who didn’t care about barometric pressure. Now? I’m that weirdo yelling at strangers, “Heads up, losers, it’s dropping to 40°F in 12 minutes—better zip up your dignity!” They run away, but I know they’re secretly jealous of my Carrot-fueled wisdom. This app’s turned me into a weather prophet, and I’m one sarcastic quip away from starting a cult. In short, Carrot Weather is the deranged, brilliant love of my life. It’s accurate enough to predict my doom, funny enough to make me snort-laugh in public, and so weirdly charming I’d marry it if apps had legal rights. If you’re still using some basic weather app that doesn’t roast your soul, ditch it. Carrot’s here to judge you, inform you, and maybe—just maybe—love you back in its own twisted way.

This is one of the first apps I install on all my devices, and have been using for years. Have it set to snarky and absolutely love the messages Carrot posts. Always makes me grin. My team and family are all located far away, and I can easily check the weather by just clicking a location and knowing if they’re dealing with a blizzard, hurricane, or just beautiful weather.

Good forecasts, a fun experience. What more can I ask for? More missions please! 🙏🏻

Love carrot best weather app out there

The most accurate since Dark Sky. Customizable layouts and clean, easy to use, forecasting.

I actually look forward to knowing what the weather is like .

When Dark Sky was bought out by Apple, it no longer provided hyper local weather, so I turned to Carrot Weather which was close to what Dark Sky provided. Not anymore. I have no idea what changed, but the forecasts are all over the place. I tried changing sources, I cleared the Apps cache at the suggestion of Carrot support, all in vain. I’ve cancelled my subscription and trying another service. Hyper local weather where I live is not merely a convenience, it is crucial for my family’s activities and outdoor planning.

Watch the episode of Black Mirror on Subscriptions and tell me CARROT doesn’t fit the bill perfectly. It’s absolutely pathetic that you have to pay $80 for standard features on WeatherBug Elite. Carrot is a joke! Don’t waste your money.