| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Goofy Shit | George Carlin | 3:59 | |
| 2 | Toledo Window Box | George Carlin | 4:56 | |
| 3 | Nursery Rhymes | George Carlin | 4:15 | |
| 4 | Some Werds | George Carlin | 7:57 | |
| 5 | Water Sez | George Carlin | 1:05 | |
| 6 | The Metric System | George Carlin | 2:09 | |
| 7 | God | George Carlin | 6:43 | |
| 8 | Gay Lib | George Carlin | 2:06 | |
| 9 | Snot, The Original Rubber Ceme | George Carlin | 2:54 | |
| 10 | Urinals Are 50 Percent Univers | George Carlin | 2:27 | |
| 11 | A Few More Farts | George Carlin | 5:55 |
