How do you do my name is Norm. I sure would like you to conform. With me and everybody else who think along the proper lines. Let's be co-defined. I've got the answer that you need. Its power lies in your belief. I know what's right and wrong, and I'd sure like to help make up your mind. Let's be co-defined. All together now. Everybody. It's old familiar Norm. Ladies and gentlemen, and girls and boys. Everyone Norm. I'll tell you what you should believe. Give you the perfect deity. And you can be damn sure the word is gospel, if we're of one mind. Let's be co-defined. All together now. Everybody. It's old familiar Norm. Ladies and gentlemen, and girls and boys. Everyone Norm. Everyone Norm Everyone. Normal. Normal. Live a normal life. Work a normal job. Thinking normal thoughts. Look normal. Act normal. Put on your uniformal. Normal is as normal does. Play the normal games, by the normal rules of the normal gods. Pray normal. Stay normal. Put on your unimoral. Normal is as normal. Normal does as normal. Normal acts as normal. Normal. Normal. Normal. Normal. I only want what's best for you. You can be sure my love is true. It's for your own good that your normalize the conduct of your life. Let's be co-defined. Let's be co-define. Let's be normal. Be normal. Be normal. Be co-defined. Be co-define. Be normal. Normal. Normalized. All together now. Everybody. It's old familiar Norm. Ladies and gentlemen, and girls and boys. Everyone Norm. Everyone Norm. Everyone. Normal. Normal. Live a normal life.
