When you are a life long Iron Maiden fan and it's your dream to meet their legendary frontman Bruce Dickenson and experience his cock sure swagger and sexual aura bursting from his spandex, you only have one shot to win his heart. The Mullet Man meets Bruce Dickinson at Donnington Metal festival 2003. This was a branding spot that I conceived and was totally scripted for BSKYB music channel SCUZZ at the expense of poor Bruce who had no idea. I had heard from our Publicity department that Bruce might be around so I put all my eggs in one basket and wrote this just in case. Once I knew he was there I was told not to do it or I could loose my job but then once I handed it in everyone loved it so much the threats were forgotten. After this Bruce took the stage and went on a rant about the incident and what a C*NT I was.
