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Play her off Kitty helps Lying Astro-Not off the stage

2017-05-15 0 73 Vimeo

Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper, a woman who has never been to space fainted twice during a welcome home ceremony for the entire lying shuttle crew. NASA, quick to protect their laughable image claimed she was 'overcome by the physical stresses of readjusting to Earth after spending 12 days in the weightlessness of space". You might not agree with thehundreds of billions that Nasa steals from the taxpayers each year but you have to appreciate their humor. When she began to describe her spacewalk, her voice trailed off and she slumped to the ground. While medical personnel and others rushed to her side, her spacewalking partner Joe Tanner told the crowd, "Hey, spaceflight is a tough business. She's OK, she's all right." Par for the course, jocular humor from the soul-less Masonic devotee, which helped lift some tension and re-directing the audience from realizing this was from a 3 night drinking bender. In case you haven't realized that everything you're told about Space is Fake as Fuck, you should check out the following Youtube Channels: Jeranism, DITRH, Mark Sargeant, Eric Dubay or the thousands of others that show these talentless sell-outs performing circus tricks on their Earth Grounded I.S.S deception machine.

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