FULL HOUSE: Manic '90's Party presented by Sweet Lovely Death Well, Pittsburgh, that weak shit last time lost you your punk privileges for the time being, so we're going with something a little bit more errr lighthearted this time around... Presenting "FULL HOUSE," a night of manic 90's happy-go-lucky at Brillobox. Forget about how shitty the 2000's have been! Remember the good ol' days? Clinton was gettin' BJs in the Oval Office, computers were magical, beepers were cooler than cell phones, and people had jobs? War on who and what? Why Saddam was only a little too ambitious (silly him) and Kosovo got their balls in a twist, but who cared! Hell, Osama bin Not-My-Fucking-Problem! Life was good, witches and vampires were non-threatening thanks to teenage girls, and Jesse & the Rippers were really gonna make it. Hold hands, Pittsburgh, let's celebrate happiness, ignorance and the 1990's on June 9th, 10 p.m. at the Brillobox. $1 PBRs til midnight, $3 cover. The musical selection will be varied, ranging from GRUNGE and BRIT ALT-ROCK to fun, fun, fun POP and the best in '90's HIP-HOP from way before those fucking ass holes discovered auto-tuner. SO COME THE FUCK OUT, GET DRUNK, BE HAPPY AND FORGET ABOUT HOW GODDAMN BAD EVERYTHING IS NOW.
