Forget the infinity war, this is the battle we've been waiting for. The beast from the Dandy takes on the Marvel head honcho to end the landslide of franchise movies for once and all. For more songs like this visit http://www.davidgoody.co.uk or follow @mrdavidgoody on Twitter. This work is a parody and has been produced in line with the relevant UK legislation. It is not thought to infringe copyright of original owners of content referenced and sampled (http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/20... & http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainme...) I must admit to being rather vexed When I take a trip to the multiplex The only films I can pay to see Are made by Marvel, or DC If it's not a piece of wood shouting I Am Groot Or yet another Spider-Man reboot It's all out of control, can we hang on a sec Because no-one wants a Batman played by Ben Affleck ~ You can assemble your Avengers and your Justice League But I’m afraid that we’ve all got franchise fatigue Can we forget this macho American tat Because the Beano and Dandy are where it’s at ~ Give me Desperate Dan, give me Desperate Dan And watch him wipe the floor with Iron Man, Give me Desperate Dan, the cow pie fan And tell Thor to put a sock in his Ragnarock ~ The Incredible Hulk may turn green and feral But he’s doddle compared with Beryl The Peril The Black Widow has a dangerous beauty But I'd rather go romping with Lord Snooty Forget the in jokes and the nods and winks Just give me plain high jinx with Minnie the Minx And I’d like see those Marvel agents of shield Fight the Bash Street Kids on a wet school field ~ [Chorus] ~ Tony Stark's inventions are just insane But Dan is a man who goes fishing with a crane Aquaman and the flash look awful handy But they couldn’t scope with the beast from the Dandy ~ [Chorus] ~ Less Stan Lee, More Aunt Aggie
