Calendar Girl (Music & Lyrics by Peter Devine) From album Virtual World available at all music streaming sites She’s at the top Cream of the crop She’ll never stop She lives in a calendar Get a nose/boob job At the beauty/body shop To sell soda pop In a calendar You can see her She’s so popular They all love her And want to be her Just take a look at that face There’s nothing out of place She’s at the top Cream of the crop She’ll never stop She lives in a calendar Get a boob job / nose job At the body shop / beauty shop To sell soda pop In a calendar w-o-r-l-d She’s a calendar g-i-r-l In a calendar You can’t detect A single defect And her intellect Makes her so perfect Everyone’s girl next door Though she’s not the same anymore She’s at the top Cream of the crop She’ll never stop She lives in a calendar Get a boob job / nose job At the body shop / beauty shop To sell soda pop In a calendar w-o-r-l-d She’s a calendar g-i-r-l In a calendar In a calendar They cut a lump out It tore your heart out Life didn’t turn out And you’re filled with doubt No one wants her anymore The scars cut her deep to her core She’s at the top Cream of the crop She’ll never stop She lives in a calendar Get a boob job / nose job At the body shop / beauty shop To sell soda pop In a calendar w-o-r-l-d She’s a calendar g-i-r-l On your laptop Or in a bookshop You’ll see her skin pop (In a calendar) (c) Peter Leonard Devine
