MDIY Bohemian Rhapsody Sung by the Rhapsodic Yoginis FIRST TWO VERSES SUNG IN DARKNESS Is this the real thing? Iyengar Yo o ga? Looking for contentment – Yes I'm looking for Bho o ga Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see... BKS Iyengar in some fantastic poses! Tucked in here , tucked in there Perfect alignment everywhere Anyway the body goes Really really matters to him - to him Guruji nearly killed myself Put my leg behind my head I fell over - nearly dead! Guruji headstand had just begun and Now I've gone and landed on my bum! Guruji Ooh ooh ooh ooh Didn't mean to nearly die I'm going to try again this time to mor row Carry on carry on It really really matters!! Guruji I'm in a heap Tried to balance on my wrist Pune knickers in a twist! Goodbye everybody I gotta go Gotta place my knees above my elbow Guruji ooh ooh ooh ooh Didn't mean to nearly die I'm gonna try again this time tomorrow oh oh oh oh MINI GUITAR SOLO I see a little silhouette of a man Guruji! Guruji! Guruji Iyengar! Thunderbolts and lightening Very very frightening HEY!! Jumping here Jumping there Jumping every bloomin' where. PIANO RIFF I'm just a poor boy looking for Samdhi (He's just a poor boy from a yoga family) Spare him his life from Ardha Chandrasana (emphasis on DRAS – Ardha Chana DRAS na) Leg up here! Chest up there! There's a wobble everywhere SOPRANOS SING: To Guruji ANSWER LINE: Our yogi he has come. Sopranos Guruji Answer Landing on his bum Sopranos Guruji Landing on his bum Landing on his bum Landing Landing Landing Landing Landing on his bum! Oh Guruji, Guruji you gotta let me go Guruji has a very special pose for me ee for me ee for meeeeee BIG GUITAR SOLO So you think you can do Trikonasana But you've never been taught by the yoga master Oh put your leg straight! Your knee cannot be bent You just gotta put Your nose right over your toes. Yoga really matters anyone can see Yoga really matters --- Yoga really matters to me Iyengar yogaaaaaaaa Taa Dah!!
