[Chorus] It’s all for the best, yes, man Whether good or bad, it is this, man It all leads to like consequences ‘cause you asked to get just this thang Uncle Sam is gay, and it is fact Not just gay, a shrimp dick and a big fag Straight talk Not to become dead, man, start by not being a mess yes-man [Verse 1] Real talk, a dead man don’t walk his walk He walks the walk of the master who walks the dog Watch the dawg as he shits out this awful fuck Ring the bell, kiss and tell, he’s got you by the balls Uncle Sam just transitioned to Samantha[some man, the] scorned hellish whore, wait, no On further inspection, that’s a chained drone I really wish you’d ask if this is really all there is ‘cause you would answer your own question, you gosh darn silly kid Hypothetical, theoretical, why is Alex lyrical? Your bad luck feeds my good luck, hey leprechaun, fuck you Every clover has four leaves wherever I walk onto [Chorus] It’s all for the best, yes, man Whether good or bad, it is this, man It all leads to like consequences ‘cause you asked to get just this thang Uncle Sam is gay, and it is fact Not just gay, a shrimp dick and a big fag Straight talk Not to become dead, man, start by not being a mess yes-man [Verse 2] Women are the new men unless you take a stand Take her hand? I’ll break her hand when I shake her hand They won’t do the honor, not because of Covid That’s a guy thing, plus she don’t support him, ignores them There goes Alex again, his psychotic rapping again They run this bitch, make sure it doesn’t happen again I’d rather kill myself than try to get with gal I’ve got a life, and it isn’t for her little scams The real acid test is what’s passed her lips Ass and tits but what she eats will dismantle bitch [Chorus] It’s all for the best, yes, man Whether good or bad It is this, man It all leads to like consequences Because you asked to get just this thang Uncle Sam is gay, and it is fact Not just gay, a shrimp dick and a big fag Straight talk Not to become dead, man, start by not being a mess yes-man [Verse 3] Alex was so nice to women in his last song Oh well, this is different and relevant, it’ll last long There’s some good ones out there, the rest are damn gone Fish in the sea isn’t to me, ma’am, they bottom-trawled ‘em Ah, it’s what God wants I believe, I’m feeling awesome Have your female dominance now, they’ll get you in the dog-pound again Have you ever seen a man so glad, who doesn’t give a damn about sticking his prick up in your ass? Vulgar and scholar not mutually exclusive, think of that Dirty and nerdy, wordy is how I work me in my thinking cap Americanism is the devil, Americans are some niggers No better way to end this song Arrivederci, Hitlers [Chorus] It’s all for the best, yes, man Whether good or bad, it is this, man It all leads to like consequences Because you asked to get just this thang Uncle Sam is gay, and it is fact Not just gay, a shrimp dick and a big fag Straight talk Not to become dead, man, start by not being a mess yes-man [Outro] Yeah You pick up artists better get up on it You’re not getting the girl unless God says that this is what is wanted I got this It’s a no-brainer
