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FIFA 13 Ultimate Team - Episode 39 - Goal of the Series... So far

2013-06-06 15 Dailymotion

So, you guys know I've had a friend go through some shit today, and he called me up, to talk to me for a bit, a few hours ago. We had a good chat, he's moving forwards with his life, and is quite content with how things are going. Just as we were ending the call, he says to me "My Mum was right, time heals all wounds" - I replied with "Yep" - Then we said our goodbyes.<br /><br />After I put the phone down, I thought.... that's actually bullshit. Time doesn't heal all wounds. What if you've been sliced open from chest to nut sack, and you're bleeding out. Imagine someone calls you an ambulance, and the doctor gets there, and tries to tend to you, but you stop him.<br /><br />"NO NO, Doctor. Do NOT help me with my 40 inch long, 5 inch deep cut, for time heals ALL wounds" ....<br /><br />a few minutes later, you'd be dead. So that phrase, is fucking retarded. along with "we're like 2 peas in a pod". Peas don't have personalities, you fucking idiot. You have compared yourself to a vegetable, which is pathetic in the first place, but you've also compared your friend to a vegetable. So now you're two vegetables wrapped in an air tight pod. <br /><br />Good. I hope the air suffocates your stupidity. And if someone were to slice open your pod, wounding your bond with said friend, have no fear, for time will heal it. Or something.<br /><br />http://www.twitter.com/NepentheZ

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