I used to visit this riddle website, where they would publish a riddle one day, then the next day, they would publish the answer to that riddle, and a new riddle. I got loads of them right, then one day, they published the following riddle :<br /><br />You are lost in the woods. You come across 2 tribe leaders. 1 Tribe leader has a red dot on his head, one has a green dot on his head. They lead you to a place in the woods with 2 doors. 1 Door leads you out of the woods, and safely home. 1 door leads you to imminent death. Now, one tribe leader ALWAYS tells a lie, and one ALWAYS tells the truth. You have 1 hour to find the question to ask either 1, or both tribe leaders, to find out which door leads you home. You only get 1 question.<br /><br />The day after this riddle was published, the site got shut down for whatever reason, and I never found out the answer. For years, this has been haunting me. And every time I would remember this riddle, I would assign myself 1 hour to find the right question.<br /><br />One day, I thought, you know what, fuck this riddle. I'm not even lost in the fucking woods. I'm at home, on my computer, wanking off furiously to some ATM action. I don't need this shit in my life where I "die" because I can't ask the right fucking question. Why would there even be doors in the woods. And if there were, why wouldn't you just open the fucking door and have a look around, before walking in. Also, if 1 door lead me safely out of the woods and home, I think I would have seen the fucking path between door and home once or twice, since I live at home. But guess what. It's not there. Why is it not there? Because this riddle is a piece of shit. Riddles don't control me. They don't own me. I'm a human fucking being. If I was lost in the woods, guess the fuck what. I'd pick up my phone, call the police, and be like "Yo fucker, i'm lost in the woods. Come get me". But then again, maybe that's the answer. Maybe it's a trick riddle, if there is such a thing. Maybe, after all that, the site closed down just to FUCK with peoples minds on a lifelong basis. I cry myself to sleep at night sometimes, knowing that if I ever do get put in that situation, I'm fucked, because I don't know the answer.<br /><br />Have fun with that. <br /><br />Like, Comment & Subscribe if you haven't :)<br /><br />Follow me on twitter : http://www.twitter.com/NepentheZ<br /><br />Full Series Playlist - http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPLx0OefPFowjsOjGPI3WTvNwzl5n-XoD&feature=view_all
