Bob Hope's All Star Comedy Bithday Party -1980 <br /> <br />Transcription of the dialogue between Bob Hope and Andy Gibb: <br /> <br />BOB HOPE: In the highly competitive pop record business few performers have had the same knack of turning wax into gold and platinum as the young man you are about to meet. <br /> <br />All the way from Down Under, here's the hottest selling import to hit our shores since the Toyota, Mr Andy Gibb right here! <br /> <br />I'm glad you're here Andy. You're the most exciting thing to hit this teenage market since the printed Tshirt. <br /> <br />ANDY GIBB: Bob, I really appreciate that, especially coming from a fellow Englishman. Did you know I was born in England too? <br /> <br />BOB HOPE: Yes, that's right. You may have been born in England but I happen to know you were raised in Australia. <br /> <br />ANDY GIBB: In Australia. <br /> <br />BOB HOPE: Australia <br /> <br />ANDY GIBB: That's right, Bob. Have you ever been to Australia? <br /> <br />BOB HOPE: We take the show there and I loved it. You got to see koalas, kiwi birds, wallabies and tasmanian devils. <br /> <br />ANDY GIBB: Oh, you visited the Outback? <br /> <br />BOB HOPE: Huh? <br /> <br />ANDY GIBB: Oh, you visited the Outback? <br /> <br />BOB HOPE: No, I made the mistake of drinking their beer. <br /> <br />BOB HOPE: And the people of Australia are so nice, especially for a non-English speaking country. <br /> <br />ANDY GIBB: What do you mean, Bob? Australians speak the King's English. <br /> <br />BOB HOPE: They do? Then they don't have much luck with commoners. Whenever I hailed a taxi, no matter what I told the cabby they always took me to the airport. <br /> <br />ANDY GIBB: Australians have also been to see your movies too. <br /> <br />BOB HOPE: This kid has all the tact of Hodding Carter the Third. Andy Gibb, ladies and gentlemen, right there!
