A fresh new music video from the producers at Next Media Animation, aka The Taiwanese Animators, featuring resident hottie, Carol. In this parody of Jay-Z and Alicia Key's Empire State of Mind, we show off everything we love about Taiwan.<br /><br />This is for the 23 million people living in Taiwan - and our friends abroad. Share the love if you love as Taiwan as much as we do!<br /><br />Full lyrics below<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Daily videos brought to you by THE Taiwanese Animators behind the infamous Tiger Woods animation. We got the funniest animations on the web to help you stay in-the-know on all the trending stories, so sit back, relax, and watch a few.<br /><br />Visit our channel for your daily dose of Taiwanese Animations:<br />https://www.youtube.com/user/NMAWorldEdition<br /><br />Wish all your news was animated? 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You know he played Kato?<br /><br />Pull up to the Hi-Life, outside sipping Taiwan Beers<br />Sevens and Family Marts, man we got them everywhere<br />Night market, bright lights, stinky tofu got me queasy<br />You can tell by the smell that I am most definitely from<br /><br />In Taiwan, the place where your gadgets came from<br />Inside will surprise you, all made in Taiwan<br />Animators will shame you<br />There's nothing you can do<br />We're made in Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan<br /><br />You can catch me in Kaohsiung with Manny at a Rhinos game<br />He's here and off the dope, hitting homers out the stadium<br />You should know I bleed green, but I ain't DPP though<br />Hell, we're not China and we'll fight the CCP, yo<br /><br />Welcome to the sweltering pot, Kending is where we go to rock<br />The satirical, lyrical NMA here 'to mock<br />Obama, Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, we make 'em nervous<br />Simpsons, Jon Stewart, Conan, they all heard of us<br /><br />One of twenty-three mil, and proving we can make it<br />1 point 3 bill there and they all they do is fake *&%$<br />Me, I got my Giant, yeah my ride is Taiwan Made<br />Dodge a cab, dodge a bus, holla back, I ain't afraid<br /><br />Chillin' with my parents playin' 50-dolla' Mahjong <br />They dunno know I let them win. I be sipping oolong.<br />Chinese-Taipei? *&%$ that. You got it all wrong<br />Taiwan independence, yo, I'm from Taichung<br /><br />In Taiwan, the place where your gadgets came from<br />Inside will surprise you, all made in Taiwan<br />Animators will shame you<br />There's nothing you can do<br />We're made in Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan<br /><br />Taiwan Tai Mei, at the door they never have to pay <br />Fillin dance floors, ladies night every Wednesday<br />Girls in Dong Chu, act like they don't know you <br />Unless you got a table booked and some Johnnie Walker ...Blue<br /><br />Fake lashes, done hair. You can find them everywhere.<br />Too many, too little time, life's not fair <br />The city that I live in is a city of skin<br />Hot girls barely clothed, this city's filled with them <br /><br />But xiaojie's on a heart trip, now she got her phone out<br />WeChat, What's App, Facebook, LINE and Skout <br />Taiwan Tai Mei, I'm their biggest fan<br />Just don't tell her that you're down for one night stand<br /><br />Didn't even plan for a girlfriend but now you got a wife<br />Should have stayed home, son. 20-20 hindsight<br />Being hitched got you feeling for that pick-me-up<br />Talk to that girl man. She'll slip you some betel nut<br /><br />In Taiwan, the place where your gadgets came from<br />Inside will surprise you, all made in Taiwan<br />Animators will shame you<br />There's nothing you can do<br />We're made in Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan<br /><br />Hands up for the girls in Taipei City<br />Long legs stiletto heels all looking pretty <br />No other girls in the world can compare<br />Glow sticks in the air, everybody say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah<br /><br />In Taiwan, the place where your gadgets came from<br />Inside will surprise you, all made in Taiwan<br />Animators will shame you<br />There's nothing you can do<br />We're made in Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan
