Jay Pharoah: I Am A Dog (Kanye West "I Am A God" Parody) <br /> <br />Created by and Starring: Jay Pharoah <br /> <br />Directed by: Chioke Nassor <br /> <br />Lyrics: Jay Pharoah <br />Track By: Elijah Brueggemann <br />Mixing: Jarrod Tanner <br />Mailman: Jarrod Tanner <br />Editor: Jenny Filipazzo <br />DP: Tyler Ribble <br />Head PA: Marcus Terry <br />PA: Kayla Nadel-LaMotta & Dani Rait <br />Hand Model: Brendan McMorrow <br /> <br />Above Average Producer: Caroline Chewning <br /> <br />Lyrics: <br /> <br />I am a dog/ <br />I am a dog/ <br />I AM A DOG/ <br />Hurry up let me out the garage/ <br />Hurry up give my balls a massage/ <br />Fore I start barking like Nicki Minaj/ <br />I'm a crazy bitch/ <br />Give me my shots for my rabies bitch/ <br />Matter fact give me some kibbles and bits/ <br />Mail main see me you better dip <br />I'm staring at your plate/ <br />Begging strips don't taste like steak/ <br />You wanna neglect me u wanna neglect me/ <br />Imma chew your shoes till non existing/ <br />Throw this damn ball bitch stop resisting/ <br />Me and ur new born aint co existing/ <br />Na na na na now I don't bark I roar/ <br />Now watch me drag ass all across ur floor/ <br /> <br />If I fart it's something u never smelled before/ <br />I gotta piss bitch dont u see me scratching this door/ <br />You done lost your head/ <br />Nueter me I'm still gone hump your leg/ <br />Mark my territory by the garden shed/ <br />And I left fertilizer in your garden bed/ <br />You heard what I said/ <br />I left fertilizer in your garden shed/ <br />That was just a warning keep me and my fleayas are going roll on u bitch and don't try to feed me no chocolate either I know that trick <br />You Cocoa on my fork praise be to Kujo <br />I'm the shitzu <br /> <br />I AM A DOG
