Ronald Strong was forced served a seven-day jail sentence after he shat himself in a Portland federal courthouse.<br /> <br />As if soiling yourself in public isn't embarrassing enough, the presiding judge opted drop a turd in Strong's figurative punchbowl. <br /><br />According to a recent Salon article, as Strong was being screened by security at a federal courthouse in Portland, he noticed he had let out more than just a backdoor breeze. He informed a security guard, who kindly escorted the leaky 50-year-old to the nearest bathroom.<br /><br />Strong blamed his unfortunate case of a loose sphincter on medication he was taking due to a heart condition.<br /><br />After relieving himself, he threw away his now chocolate-covered undergarments, admitting "What was I going to put them in?"<br /><br />Sadly for the officer who later discovered the resulting mess, Strong did more than just drop the kids off at the pool, he painted the town brown.<br /><br />In a 57-page court document the presiding judge described in graphic detail, chunky peanut butter and meat sauce-like excrement splattered across the entirety of the small bathroom stall.<br /><br />Strong tried to play it cool and finished up his remaining errands at the court before fleeing the scene of the crime.<br /><br />The horror left in wake of the chocolate rain storm led the court to the conclusion that no such disaster could be accidental.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />TomoNews is your daily source for top animated news. We've combined animation and video footage with a snarky personality to bring you the biggest and best stories from around the world. <br /><br />For news that's fun and never boring, visit our channel:<br />https://www.youtube.com/user/TomoNewsUS<br /><br />Subscribe to stay updated on all the top stories:<br />http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=TomoNewsUS<br /><br />Stay connected with us here:<br />Facebook http://www.facebook.com/TomoNewsUS<br />Twitter @tomonewsus http://www.twitter.com/TomoNewsUS<br />Google+ http://gplus.to/TomoNewsUS
