Jesus & Santa - Merry F'ing Christmas (ByZakelis) <br />http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x3ztoc_Zakelis_FUCK-CHRISTMAS <br />Lyrics: <br />HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S YOUR BOY J.C. <br />CHILLIN' WITH SANTA AND A CHRISTMAS TREE <br />IT'S MY BIRTHDAY - SO IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN <br />THE HOLIDAY SEASON HAS JUST BEGUN! <br /> <br />HO, HO, HO, IT'S JOLLY SAINT NICK <br />AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS YOU CAN SUCK MY D### <br />I'M AN OLD ASS MAN. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD. <br />NOW BE A GOOD BOY OR I'LL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD! <br /> <br />WHOA, SANTA, THAT'S GETTING KINDA VIOLENT <br />WHY DON'T WE SING ABOUT NIGHTS THAT ARE SILENT? <br />I JUST WANT Y'ALL TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. <br />SO SIT BACK, I'LL TURN WATER INTO WINE! <br /> <br />WINE IS FOR CHILDREN, THAT'S SO LAME. <br />I'D RATHER TURN SUGAR INTO F###ING COCAINE <br />"I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." SHUT UP, JESUS! <br />I JUST HUNG MISTLETOE ABOVE MY PENIS. <br /> <br />SMOKIN' UP WITH BOWLS OF HOLLY <br />I GOT A CARD - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS <br /> <br />THIS YEAR I'M GIVING EVERYONE WALL-E <br />IT WAS ON SALE - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS <br /> <br />SANTA'S ACTING KIND OF CRAZY <br />I'M GETTING SCARED - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS <br /> <br />MRS. CLAUS IS A PRETTY LADY <br />"WATCH IT, JESUS!" SORRY. - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS <br /> <br />NOW WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT MY DEER? <br />YOU MIGHT NOTICE THAT SOME OF THEM AREN'T HERE. <br />DASHER IS DEAD. PRANCER'S IN REHAB. <br />DONNER AND BLITZEN BLEW UP IN A METH LAB! <br /> <br />IT'S A SAD STORY. LET'S KEEP IT LIGHT <br />AND TALK ABOUT RUDOLPH. "HE DIED LAST NIGHT." <br />WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES THAT WORK IN YOUR SHOP? <br />"THEY DON'T GET PAID AND I'LL KILL THEM IF THEY STOP!" <br /> <br />OKAY, FINE. LET'S TALK ABOUT LOVE. <br />ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BIG FAT HUG! <br />"AND ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BRAND NEW YAMAKA. <br />I'M SICK OF THIS S###, TIME TO CELEBRATE HANUKKAH! <br /> <br />SANTA, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. "I JUST DID!" <br />DON'T YOU LIKE COOKIES? "I HATE LITTLE KIDS!" <br />COME ON, SANTA, YOU'RE MAKING THIS AWKWARD <br />"DON'T CALL ME SANTA. CALL ME KRIS CLAUSBERG!" <br /> <br />LET'S ALL HOPE THAT SANTA'S KIDDING <br />"MAZEL TOV!" - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS <br /> <br />LOOK, MY NEW DRADLE IS SPINNING. <br />"THIS ISN'T HAPPENING." - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS <br /> <br />WHAT IF I GIVE YOU SOME MONEY? <br />"FINE, I'M BACK." MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS <br /> <br />GOOD, NOW EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL <br />"CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE!" - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS
