Have you noticed that some of the lyrics in our favorite Christmas Carols are a bit outdated? Well Chester has, and that is why he has decided to attempt four of them to more reflect the current times. <br />Lyrics are below: <br /> <br />Jingle Bells <br />Dashing through the mall in a last minute present rush. <br />Under the crowds I go, I think I'm being crushed. <br />Bells on the registers ring, making tycoons rich. <br />Oh what fun it is to shop for a gift on Christmas Eve. <br />Oh Jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle all the way, <br />I think I'll get my Uncle Bob a book on chop souey, <br />Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, <br />I never get a moments rest, <br />I think I got a text. <br /> <br />We Wish you Happy Holidays <br />We wish you a happy holidays, <br />we wish you a merry Christmas, <br />we wish you a happy Hanukkah <br />and a Chinese New Year. <br />Oh bring me a cup of coffee, <br />oh bring me a Dunkin Donut, <br />or bring me a Krispy Kreme, <br />and bring it RIGHT NOW! <br /> <br />Oh Christmas Tree <br />Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are you're branches <br />Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree they come in all different colors <br />You no longer need to chop them down you can go to where prices are so low <br />Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I got mine at Wal Mart <br /> <br />12 Days of Christmas <br />On the 12th day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me: <br />12 drummers drumming, <br />11 rappers rapping, <br />10 viral videos, <br />9 bags of snickers, <br />8 Harry Potter films, <br />7 movie tickets, <br />6 e-book readers, <br />5 Social media selfies, <br />4 cell phones, <br />3 French toasts, <br />2 turtle neck sweaters, <br />and a Dan D Lion in a flower box!
