The Home Alone movies are the epitome of modern slap-stick Hollywood fun. <br /> <br />Harry and Marv of The Wet Bandits get burned, slammed, punctured, and have their heads smashed countless times, but they always get up with a vengeance. <br /> <br />Movie obsessed Screen Junkies wondered what would really happen if they took all of those hits in real life, and asked a real doctor to diagnose the baddies as the film progressed. <br /> <br />Spoiler: they should have died countless times.
