Orioles Parody of Thrift Shop <br /> <br />Lyrics: <br />HOOK] <br /> I’m gonna pack my bags <br /> Only got twenty dollars in my pocket <br /> I-I-I’m in the <br /> Meetings of the Winter <br /> This is so depressing <br /> <br />Verse 1: <br /> Walk in to the hotel like, “What up, who wants to play for us?” <br />I’m on the hunt for some players from the thrift shop <br /> Cord Phelps and Brandon Inge, trynna impress James Loney <br /> People be like “Damn! That dude looks lonely.” <br />Andrew Friedman tellin’ me that he won’t be sellin’ me <br /> David Price when all I’m offerin is Ryan Flaherty <br /> Alone in the corner, nursin’ a coffee <br /> Here comes Shin Soo Choo, I’m gonna offer him a <br /> <br />(Kiiiissssssssssss) <br /> <br />Whoops, here comes security! <br /> <br />Pushin’ shovin’ elbowin’, trynna get an offer in <br /> Hollerin’ but can’t even get Mark Ellis’s attention <br /> Traded my closer for a reclamation second basemen <br /> Now my all star center fielder’s angry with the situation <br /> Gotta do it Billy Beane style, does anyone know if Billy Beane’s around? <br /> No for real–ask Billy Beane–can I have his hand-me-downs? <br /> Ya mighta heard I’m in on Chad Gaudin <br /> Ya mighta heard I’m in on Bart Colon <br /> PED suspension don’t even warrant mention <br /> Hollerin’ but can’t even get Rajai Davis’s attention <br /> Hello, hello, my ace man, Saunders <br /> Joe Saunders won’t call me back?! Who knows where the bar is? <br /> I could build a pitcher out of soap, and make him throw <br /> The pitching coach would be like, “well, he does have elbows…” <br /> <br />[HOOK X2] <br /> <br />Verse 2: <br /> What you know about rockin’ a DH Platoon? <br /> What you know about signing Jake Fox again? <br /> I’m digging, I’m digging, I’m searching right through that shi–er <br /> One man’s trash that’s another man’s leadoff hitter <br /> Thank you Brian Cashman for overpaying Ellsbury <br /> No no, don’t be silly, I’m not filled with hell’s fury <br /> I’m not mad that no player can be had <br /> For less than 20 million dollars in a cashmere bag <br /> Your druggies, your washouts, your quad-A’s, your worst scouts <br /> I’ll take ya rag and bones and I will PAY those motherf—ers <br /> Steve Pearce batting fifth in that motherf—er <br /> Reimold’s bionic neck in that motherf—er <br /> They be like “Yo, that Cano, he’s hella tight” <br />I be like “Yo, that’s 240 million for a second baseman” <br />Limited lifespan, let’s run a quick scan <br /> 240 million that’s a first-rate scam (damn) <br /> I call that getting swindled and pimped <br /> I call that getting tricked by a business <br /> Cano’s hella dope <br /> You think I’m gonna gamble the future on him though? Nope! <br /> Peep game, come take a look through my Danoscope <br /> Try to buy wins on a scam, and you hella won’t <br /> Man, you hella won’t… <br /> <br />[HOOK] <br /> <br />[BRIDGE] <br /> I got no left fielder <br /> No number one starter <br /> I’m in this big hotel <br /> No one’s callin’ <br />What the hell?!
