Next Media Animation wishes all of our friends and fans a wonderful Chinese New Year, and to express our happiness at this happy time, we have created a KUSO (Taiwan term for tongue-in-cheek) video of a very popular Lunar New Year song ... but with rather "different" lyrics. <br />Here are the lyrics in Mandarin, along with an English translation: <br /><br />鞭炮放個不停 <br />"Firecrackers never cease,<br /><br />人人無法睡覺<br />nobody gets a wink of sleep, <br /><br />每天都吃太多<br />everyone's stuffing themselves with food, <br /><br />全家都便祕<br />now we're all constipated." <br /> <br />恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀 恭喜恭喜恭喜你<br />"Gong xi, gong xi, gong xi ni"<br /><br />希望今年紅包<br />"I really hope this year's bonus <br /><br />會比去年更多 <br />is bigger than the one last year,<br /><br />鬼島薪水太low <br />damn my salary is low...<br /><br />超想換工作<br />time to find a new job." <br /> <br />恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀 恭喜恭喜恭喜你<br />"Gong xi, gong xi, gong xi ni"<br /><br />每次過年打牌<br />"Everytime I try my luck at games,<br /><br />我都輸到脫褲<br />I lose the shirt off my back.<br /><br />燒香拜拜沒用<br />I've prayed to all the gods..damn,<br /><br />哇哩咧靠夭<br />why can't I catch a break?" <br /><br />恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀恭喜恭喜恭喜你<br />"Gong xi, gong xi, gong xi ni"<br /> <br />Happy New Year from NEXT MEDIA ANIMATION!
