Every so often, as you're hopping from bar to bar, celebrating whatever the hell the true meaning of St. Patrick's Day even is, you'll encounter The Stranger -- a guy who, in a drunken haze, somehow lost his entire group of friends. But if you think that's ending this dude's night, you better think again. <br /><br />Yes, this guy doesn't need his friends. He has you and your friends! So when you're talking with your buddies, ordering shots, maybe playing a game on the Megatouch machine, this dude's there. He's trying to infiltrate your group. His own friends be damned, no one's ruining this guy St. Patty's Day! <br /><br />With this dude, you gotta show a little tough love. You have enough friends, and, let's face it, you don't even really like some of then. You have no need for a hanger-on in your group. So when this chump asks which bar you're headed to next, lie. Just give a bald-faced lie. Or, better yet, when this guy hits the bathroom, maybe you and your buddies hit the road.
