The Brooklyn Nets, formerly of New Jersey, are the first major sports team to have their own stadium in Brooklyn since the 1950's. <br /><br />And on Monday, somebody in that stadium pooped in the urinal while also puking on the floor.<br /><br />It was awful. Nobody knows what it was about the Nets' 101-97 victory over the Toronto Raptors that rubbed this fan the wrong way.<br /><br />Maybe it was just a cup of bad Bud Light. Whatever it was, this guy couldn't decide which way it should go, so, like Solomon he split the baby.<br /><br />He dropped half off in the urinal, where it probably stayed forever because you're not supposed to poo in a urinal, and the other half landed between his shoes, where it sat lazily waiting for a custodial engineer to throw sawdust on it. <br /><br />Still, the mystery remains. Why wouldn't he use a normal toilet? <br /><br />The Barclay's Center bathroom didn't appear to be full at the time. <br /><br />One clue came from a commenter on Deadspin, who pointed out that the double toilets in the Olympic suites at Sochi would have been useful in a situation like this.<br /><br />Could it be that a Russian who was confused by the lack of double-toilet stalls decided the row of urinals might be the next best thing?<br /><br />It's a possibility! The owner of the Nets is Russian after all, maybe he was having a bad day.
