Please allow me to introduce myself <br />Im a man of wealth and taste <br />Ive been around for a long, long year <br />Stole many a mans soul and faith <br />And I was round when jesus christ <br />Had his moment of doubt and pain <br />Made damn sure that pilate <br />Washed his hands and sealed his fate <br />Pleased to meet you <br />Hope you guess my name <br />But whats puzzling you <br />Is the nature of my game <br />I stuck around st. petersburg <br />When I saw it was a time for a change <br />Killed the czar and his ministers <br />Anastasia screamed in vain <br />I rode a tank <br />Held a generals rank <br />When the blitzkrieg raged <br />And the bodies stank <br />Pleased to meet you <br />Hope you guess my name, oh yeah <br />Ah, whats puzzling you <br />Is the nature of my game, oh yeah <br />I watched with glee <br />While your kings and queens <br />Fought for ten decades <br />For the gods they made <br />I shouted out, <br />Who killed the kennedys? <br />When after all <br />It was you and me <br />Let me please introduce myself <br />Im a man of wealth and taste <br />And I laid traps for troubadours <br />Who get killed before they reached bombay <br />Pleased to meet you <br />Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah <br />But whats puzzling you <br />Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby <br />Pleased to meet you <br />Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah <br />But whats confusing you <br />Is just the nature of my game <br />Just as every cop is a criminal <br />And all the sinners saints <br />As heads is tails <br />Just call me lucifer <br />cause Im in need of some restraint <br />So if you meet me <br />Have some courtesy <br />Have some sympathy, and some taste <br />Use all your well-learned politesse <br />Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah <br />Pleased to meet you <br />Hope you guessed my name, um yeah <br />But whats puzzling you <br />Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down <br />Woo, who <br />Oh yeah, get on down <br />Oh yeah <br />Oh yeah! <br />Tell me baby, whats my name <br />Tell me honey, can ya guess my name <br />Tell me baby, whats my name <br />I tell you one time, youre to blame <br />Ooo, who <br />Ooo, who, <br />Ooo, who, <br />Oh, yeah <br />Whats me name <br />Tell me, baby, whats my name <br />Tell me, sweetie, whats my name <br />Ooo, who, who <br />Oh, yeah
