For more visit YouTubesFinest.net <br /> <br />EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! <br />SKRILLEX VERSUS MOZART! <br />BEGIN! <br /> <br />[Skrillex:] <br />My name is Skrillex, man! Welcome to the Devil's Den <br />I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants <br />You're a weirdo, Wolfy, you're into powdered wigs & poop! <br />And your cousin blew notes on your little Magic Flute <br />Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus! <br />You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless! <br />I'm rich, acclaimed, and famous, I'm on playlists, I'm the A-List! <br />You're the lamest, kiss my ass A-A-A-A-Amadeus <br /> <br />[Mozart:] <br />Was that a verse, or did you just get the hiccups? <br />I'm a prodigy, Sonny, and I'm about to smack a bitch up! <br />My music is 200 years old, and it's still excellent! <br />In two more months the world will forget about your Skrill-excrement <br />I can't believe the way you dress when you dubstep out of the house <br />You're like an emo Steve Urkel and you *ooh* reek of dead mouse! <br />I am the world's greatest composer! No one knows what you are! <br />Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a spacebar! <br /> <br />[Skrillex:] <br />I attack! You decay! Can't sustain my releases! <br />Sidechain, Wolfgang, Bangarang you to pieces <br />I'm a self-made man, you're a slave to your papa! <br />I'm a r-r-r-rock star, mix it with the bass and drop ya! <br />Global! My strobes glow like Chernobyl! <br />Kids explode and get mobile! No one even knows you! <br />I make the whole world move! You play community theatre! <br />I gained your same fame from home on a blown out speaker! <br /> <br />[Mozart:] <br />Oh yes, I've heard that EP, and see I transcribed it here <br />Tell me, what comes after the 68th measure of diarrhea? <br />And what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I've no idea! <br />I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA <br />You go from piano to fortississimo, that means soft to very very loud <br />Cause I'm guessing that you didn't know! <br />Why don't you put down your Cubase & pick up a real bow? <br />I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old! <br /> <br />WHO WON? <br />WHO'S NEXT? <br />YOU DECIDE! <br />EPIC RAP B-B-B-B-B-BATTLES! <br />OF HISTORY <br /> <br />For more visit YouTubesFinest.net
