Fake Tales of San Francisco <br />Echo through the room <br />More point to a wedding disco <br />Without a bride or groom <br />There's a super cool band yeah <br />With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine <br />And all the weekend rockstars in the toilets <br />Practicing their lines <br /><br />I don't want to hear you <br />(Kick me out, kick me out) <br />I don't want to hear, you know <br />(Kick me out, kick me out) <br />I don't want to hear you <br />(Kick me out, kick me out) <br />I don't want to hear you <br />I don't want to hear your... <br /><br />Fake Tales of San Francisco <br />Echo through the air <br />And there's a few bored faces at the back <br />All wishing they weren't there <br /><br />And as the microphone squeaks <br />A young girl's telephone beeps <br />Yeah she's dashing for the exit <br />And she's running to the streets outside <br />Oh you've saved me, she screams down the line <br />The band were fucking wank <br />And I'm not having a nice time <br /><br />I don't want to hear you <br />(Kick me out, kick me out) <br />I don't want to hear, you know <br />(Kick me out, kick me out) <br /><br />Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though <br />So all that's left <br />Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf <br /><br />He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar <br />I don't quite know the distance <br />But I'm sure that's far <br />Yeah I'm sure that's pretty far <br /><br />And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem <br />You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham <br />So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook <br />Yeah, yeah, yeah <br /><br />Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook <br />Yeah
