What If God Smoked Cannabis <br />~~~~~~~~~(Lyrics)~~~~~~~~~ <br />If God had long hair and a goatee <br />And if his eyes were pretty glazed <br />If he looked spaced out <br />Would you buy his story <br />Would you believe he had an eye infection? <br /> <br />And yeah yeah God looks baked <br />Yeah yeah God smells good <br />Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah <br />What if God smoked cannabis? <br /> <br />Hit the bong like some of us <br />Drove a tie-dyed microbus <br />And he subscribes to Rolling Stone <br /> <br />If God made this place, in the beginning <br />Did he plant any seeds? <br />Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve <br />So they’d be hungry for the apple <br />That the snake was always offering <br /> <br />And yeah yeah God rolls great <br />Yeah yeah god smells good <br />Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah <br />What if god smoked cannabis? <br /> <br />Do you suppose he had a buzz? <br />When he made the platypus <br />When he created earth our home <br />Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones? <br /> <br />And do you think he rolls his own? <br />Up there in Heaven on the throne <br />And when the saints go marching home <br />Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl <br /> <br />Lyrics By :> Weird Al Yankovic <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />Dancin Toni Productions <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
