There once was a dancer named Clive <br />Who was not very good at the jive; <br />He lost his shoe-laces <br />Then tangled his braces... <br />He's lucky to still be alive. <br /> <br />(Written Dec 2013)<br /><br />John Carter Brown<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-130/
