(I play world of warcraft. one of my characters is vaguely Role playish and as a random idea and funny thing to do I thought I'd have her write some parodies of famous poems that are based on her experiences in Azeroth. anyway, I hope WoW players will understand it, and that even those who don't know a thing about it will appreciate parody) Try to guess the original poem <br /> <br />*The character is a troll ((Jamaican voice)) with a particularly odd accent, thus the gloriously bad spelling* <br /> <br />Da 'erbs lead off through Straangaltorn Vale <br />Dey takes ya by da 'orde and a-lie-uunce booht <br />I wandere along da windin' 'erb trail <br />Don't matta ta dem if I waer ledter or mail <br />'Erbin bae special en' dat bae da truet! <br /> <br />Deres always annuda 'erb in dis juungel maze <br />En' dey takes ya through da tick en' tin of it <br />But den dey be splitten' off in tue dif-ren ways <br />An wantin' booht in mae 'erbin craze <br />I bae puttin' ta yoos dat yoos-fel troll wit. <br /> <br />Booht of dem be handy fer mae inscrieben' trade <br />Soz i can mill dem down for da pen en' da page <br />tough't 'go for 'ees whiskas and leave da leaf-fade' <br />Den thinkin' of how 'erbs lead ta more 'erbs <br />I wondered if a visit eet'd evar be paid. <br /> <br />I bae tellin' ya dis now, no tall tale <br />since 'avin' bin 'erbin in dat jungle out dere <br />Doose 'erbs split off in Straangaltorn Vale en' I- <br />I made sure ta mount up en taek dem booht <br />En' dat has mead all da dif-rans.<br /><br />Ian McArthur<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/da-erbs-i-be-taekin/
