This could be a good idea for those competitive, <br />And considering as a device to separate themselves... <br />From those also seeking employment, <br />A doing of something that is guaranteed... <br />To get one attention and an interview for a job. <br /> <br />One should list under 'Hobbies and Interests'. <br />Of having to take isolation days, <br />For the purpose to relax and clear one's head. <br />That's right. <br />Isolation Days <br />Try it. <br /> <br />In nothing else... <br />This will prove to anyone reviewing a resume, <br />That the one applying for a position is loyal and dedicated. <br />And is flexible and can multi-task under pressure. <br />Without the use of a weapon sought to ease frustration. <br />Or frightening fellow employees with a demostration, <br />By coming into work one day looking totally crazed, <br />And armed. <br /> <br />Yes... <br />Under 'Hobbies and Interests', <br />List those isolation days you have experienced and taken. <br />Let them know who you are from the beginning, <br />To avoid them selecting someone who can dress to impress... <br />But suppresses a killer instinct. <br />Let them know you come in peace, <br />And can be expected to leave that way... <br />No matter who has been discovered to be incompetent.<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/under-hobbies-and-interests/
