Santa goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken. <br />The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: 'OK, old fellow, time to retire.' <br />The old rooster says: 'You can`t handle all these chickens, look what it did to me! ' <br />The young rooster replies: 'Now don`t give me a hassle about this old man. It`s time for the old to step aside and the young take over, so take a hike! ' <br />The old rooster says: 'Aw, c`mon, just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner. I won`t bother you.' <br />The young rooster snarls: 'Scram! Beat it! You`re washed up! I`m taking over! ' <br />The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster: 'I`ll tell you what, young fellow, I`ll have a race around the farm house with you. Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop.' <br />The young rooster smiles: 'You know I`m going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I`m even going to give you a head start.' <br />The two roosters line up in back of the farm house; a hen clucks 'Go! ' and the old rooster takes off running. About 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. <br />Santa, sitting on the porch, hearing the commotion looks up and sees what`s going on. Quickly, he grabs his shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to smithereens! <br />Santa sadly shakes his head in disgust: 'Damn! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this week.'<br /><br />Edwin Drood<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/smart-rooster-a-funny-story-only-for-adults/
