Banta had been in the hospital for days. His nurse was extremely annoying and he couldn't take much more. <br />One day during breakfast, he took his apple juice container and poured it into a urine specimen cup the nurse had insisted he fill. <br />The nurse came in to check on him and looked at the specimen glass. <br />In her annoying voice, she snickered, 'It seems we are a little cloudy today.' <br />Banta put on his angry face, snatched the bottle out of her hand and drank it down in a few quick gulps, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again and maybe it will come out clearer this time.'<br /><br />Edwin Drood<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/urine-test-a-not-so-funny-story/
