Curtains were made <br />to conceal ugly people's nudity <br />Matchsticks were made to <br />scratch the inside of your ears <br />(doctors warn against this practice) <br />Fishing poles were made <br />to poison a man's ambition <br />Carpeting was made to cover dirt floors <br />Television was made to sell crap <br />Newspapers were written to wrap the crap in <br />Welfare was made to keep people dependent on crap <br /> <br />And finally <br />I was made to be yours <br />Socks worn more than three days were meant to be thrown away <br />and so therefore you weren't made to be mine <br /> <br />Logic....who said anything about Logic?<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/her-laundry-list/
