I went to get a patent <br />On an invention I called the Dude. <br />It was a nipple extender <br />In a masculine bra so shrewd. <br /> <br />It had a pair of cups attached <br />And two straws for baby's mouth. <br />This would allow for any dad <br />To give momma a girls night out. <br /> <br />A little girl with a lemonade stand <br />Was set up beside my house. <br />I asked to share her table <br />To sell this man made blouse. <br /> <br />The little girl said 'that's o.k.' <br />So I set up with her right there, <br />With a sign saying nipple extenders-lemonade <br />And that sure got folks to stare. <br /> <br />A couple of dancers from a Tampa club <br />Came by and drank ten cups. <br />One of them said 'I have to pee <br />So that should be enough.' <br /> <br />A week went by still hard at work, <br />Those two ladies returned to say, <br />'Listen you two that that juice doesn't work, <br />Return our money to us today! ' <br /> <br />I asked them what the problem was <br />And they said it was their chest. <br />I said here take these two contraptions, <br />For you two boobs it will work best.<br /><br />Robert Edgar Burns<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-dude/
