Into every single life, <br />A little poop will certainly fall. <br />Don’t worry, It’s just fertilizer, <br />It will help your plants grow tall! <br /> <br />Come here into your room son. <br />Can’t you see that your dog has messed? <br />I told you, you could keep him, <br />But you would first have to pass this test! <br /> <br />Oh Daddy, I’ll take great care of him, <br />And I’ll feed him every single day. <br />I know that I must use a leash, <br />But he still tries to run away! <br /> <br />Tomorrow if he squats a pile <br />All over my bedroom floor, <br />I promise to quickly clean it so <br />You’ll smell that smell no more! <br /> <br />Well son, I’ll give you one more chance, <br />To keep these promises to me. <br />But I won’t stop giving him chances, <br />I’m just teaching responsibility!<br /><br />Robert Edgar Burns<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/super-dooper-pooper-scooper/
