Funny things that happen quite often to me, <br /> <br />Like going shopping for slippers, and come home without; <br /> <br />Or go out in a tshirt, but find it's back to front I see, <br /> <br />Am I going crazy, what's happening should I shout? <br /> <br /> <br />Funny things that happen when you go to ring on the phone, <br /> <br />Then sure it's the right number, but a man says I've been here a year; <br /> <br />So you end up finding the man is your neighbor in his home, <br /> <br />So you gasp for an excuse, to get off the line, realizing he's so near. <br /> <br /> <br />Funny things that's happened to my dad one day, <br /> <br />He couldn't find his glasses, that were on his nose; <br /> <br />Where did you two put them now, is what he did say, <br /> <br />Even when we tried to show him, he was still full of woes. <br /> <br /> <br />Funny things had happened to me a while ago, <br /> <br />When I was engaged, a doctor thought I was a wife; <br /> <br />He had not read the history, if he had it would show, <br /> <br />But we just laughed, another funny story to my life.<br /><br />margaret haig<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/funny-things-that-happen/
