It was all so silent but I farted I farted <br />from the rear of my pants it has departed <br />and all too quickly the stink had started <br /> <br />Without even a chance to walk away <br /> a pretty lady began to come my way <br />I can’t believe the smell had no delay <br /> <br />The stink could easily cover a square mile <br />and surely would reek for quite awhile <br />as she approached me she lost her smile <br /> <br />Having to think swiftly and say something fast <br />I blurted out the only words I could amass <br />damn lady did that come from your ass<br /><br />John Gabriel<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-farted-i-farted/
