1. <br /> <br />It's A Fact <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> If you stroke a cat about 1,000,000 times, you will <br /> generate enough electricity to light up the largest <br /> American Flag in the world for about one minute. <br /> <br />2. <br /> <br />Turnabout <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> In former times people who committed adultery <br /> got stoned; <br /> Nowadays it's just a crashing bringdown. <br /> <br />3. <br /> <br />A Mongolian Sausage <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> By definition: a long stocking: you fill it full of shit, <br /> and then you punch holes in it. Then you swing it over <br /> your head in circles until everybody goes home.<br /><br />Ted Berrigan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sunday-morning-37/
