Son 'Always remember to follow your heart, or a compass' <br /> <br />Son ' Never go out with a lady who doesn't wear underwear, for she is <br /> to lazy to wash' <br /> <br />Son 'When you our having dinner with a lady, and she's starts rubbing <br /> your ankle or foot, she's probably having an allergic reaction, go <br /> get her a Benadryl' <br /> <br />Son 'If your dishswasher stops working, don't yell at her' <br /> <br />Son' The only reason God created alcohol is where ugly people could <br /> have sex' <br /> <br />Son' If your wife is smoking while you are in bed, something's wrong! ' <br /> <br />Son ' Grow up to be the kind of man your dog thinks you are' <br /> <br />Son ' Don't ever take all the girl talk so serious, it will come the time <br /> when small things come back in style'<br /><br />Barry A. Lanier<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/b-mama-said-also-good-uns/
