O sheath divine, of latex- Thou art great! <br />In serving mankind in these awful days; <br />Praise-worthy is thy sexual use till date; <br />Thou aidst both males and females in love’s ways! <br /> <br />What tons of sperms, thou must have prevented! <br />And helped all ages sense Cupid, Venus; <br />The STD pandemic, thou curtailed; <br />And made sex safer, blissful, without fuss. <br /> <br />Thine service to sex-workers knows no words; <br />Preventing much unwanted human birth; <br />Alas, mis-guided ones behave like herds! <br />Unnatural, perverted sex has gained girth. <br /> <br />Thro’ thee, the population-clock is slack; <br />Adultery, God’s anger are now back!<br /><br />Dr John Celes<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sonnet-on-the-condom/
