Attention all you lonely men, <br />If you're looking for a friend, <br />Someone you can really trust, <br />Who has a truly regal bust; <br />Someone great in understanding, <br />A frequent flyer with some crash landings; <br />Someone loyal who likes to cook, <br />Someone with a saucy look; <br />Someone really good in bed <br />Who remembers every word's that said; <br />Someone frank, and bold and witty, <br />Someone sweet, and kind, and pretty; <br />A sassy lass of forgiving mind, <br />Who looks good too from behind; <br />A woman with a college degree: <br />Then may I present Miss Julie McCrea<br /><br />David McLansky<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/attention-all-you-lonely-men/
