There was a woman wearing very short shorts... <br />The Husband just stared at them. <br /> <br />You'd of thought that She just had performed a can, can? ... <br />But still He stared as best as can, only because, He was just a Man. <br /> <br />You might say that 'Her risen hem... <br />Attracted many Male stares, all of them. <br /> <br />Men just love a curvaceous booty... <br />Their eyes are always performing their, usual eye candied duty. <br /> <br />That Husband was slapped as hit... <br />By the looks of His right eye, You'd think Him as landed in a Wasp nest, or an Asp's, or a Rattle snake pit. <br /> <br />Black and blue, as well as exhibiting a nasty, large swell... <br />Was His right eye, as easily, You'd tell. <br /> <br />This Mild Mannered Husband, would no longer stare... <br />For the benefit of His eyes, He would really and cautiously care<br /><br />Michael Gale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-woman-in-the-short-shorts-a-very-funny-story/
