You hate me when I'm happy <br />You hate me when I'm sad <br />You hate me when I'm calm <br />And also when I get mad <br /> <br />You hate me when I'm gloomy <br />You hate me when I'm joking <br />You hate the men who smoke <br />And you hate me for not smoking <br /> <br />You hate me when I'm silent <br />You hate me when I talk <br />Even before I speak <br />You act as if I spoke <br /> <br />You hate the way I drive <br />You hate the way I walk <br />You hate me when I'm rich <br />You hate me when I'm broke <br /> <br />You hate me when I laugh <br />You'll hate me if I cry <br />Now you hate that I'm alive <br />You'll hate me when I die <br /> <br />You hate when I appear <br />You hate it when I hide <br />You hate me when I'm near <br />Yet you want me by your side <br /> <br />You hate me coz I'm thin <br />And you'd hate me if I'm fat <br />For you think I'm made of tin <br />I'm your worthless doormat <br /> <br />You're asking me to change <br />And even if I do <br />I know I'll find myself <br />Still not good enough for you <br /> <br />Well, let me tell you baby <br />A fact that may seem new <br />I feel, I breathe, I love <br />We, men, are humans too <br /> <br />So please try to accept me <br />And forgive me or forget <br />Don't try to customize me <br />What you see is what you get <br /> <br />You're still planning to change me <br />Even though you know you won't <br />Deep inside you, you're unable <br />To achieve what women want<br /><br />Asser Mattar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-women-want-3/