Why do you touch my pony's bump? <br />When nothing you say of my camel's hump? <br />And the elephant's trunk you feed no nuts! <br />But you want to inspect the donkey... <br />While you touch the monkey's butt! <br /> <br />'I'm a vegetarian... <br />What do you expect? ' <br /> <br />Don't you mean, <br />Veterinarian? <br /> <br />'No! '<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-do-you-expect/
