Did you think I came to you, <br />To tenderize the moment? <br />I didn't come for that. <br /> <br />I came to spread some light on your darkness. <br />With a whip that cracks. <br />And I didn't expect you to be prepared for that. <br /> <br />That's why I brought along a stiff kick... <br />To set it a blaze up your lactic acid, <br />Placid plucking monoaminergic ass! <br /> <br />'Why are you so angry? <br />And what does all that mean? ' <br /> <br />I'm not as nearly as angry as I was, <br />When I started composing this. <br />That's why I am late getting here! <br />It took a while to put this together. <br />Don't ask any questions! <br />You make me sick with your laziness.<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-didn-t-expect-you-to-be-prepared-for-that/
