Of course I'm sleazy! <br />Isn't that one of the requirements, <br />I had to admit to get you to date me? <br /> <br />'But I didn't think you were serious when I asked! ' <br /> <br />So when did you take notice of it? <br />Before or after I began to lick, <br />The crunchy peanut butter off your nipples. <br /> <br />'Yeah... <br />But do you think holding them, <br />Between slices of whole wheat bread... <br />Really accomplishes anything? ' <br /> <br />That's a matter of opinion! <br />So I happen to prefer whole wheat bread. <br />What's the problem here? <br />I was going to use the muffins. <br />Do you want me to use the muffins? <br /> <br />'I'm sensitive to multi-grain.' <br /> <br />Huh?<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/so-i-happen-to-prefer-whole-wheat/
