The anti-forward thinking ones, known as the Magpies <br />Hailing from the pit of misery and shite known as ‘The Tyne’ <br />Have arrived alas, to meet us all in the 21st century <br />No doubt to stink out the pubs and batter the missus after nine <br /> <br />Not all of these “people” have such futures <br />Some have dreams to be set in Tyne-side lore, <br />To sit amongst the most powerful in all of Newcastle <br />The star of the show known as ‘Geordie Shore’ <br /> <br />Poor lasses of the massive Toon Army (In stomachs girth) <br />As loose as can be, although looks certainly do lack <br />However, the thing that brings a real tear to my eye <br />Is how they must counterfeit feelings when it comes to the sack<br /><br />Luke Timms<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/for-the-geordies/