You've already taken my lunch, my socks, my long-distance binocs, <br />Now what do you want? <br />More Hair! <br /> <br />My jeans, my spleens, my workout magazines, <br />They're gone, now you want? <br />More Hair! <br /> <br />I gave you my gum, cilium, chromium, <br />my green shoes, my feet shoes, my mangy old street shoes, <br />Come on, you want? <br />More Hair! <br /> <br />Give me my CDs, my TVs, my Wheaties and my Levi's. <br />Know what I'll give you? <br />More Hair!<br /><br />John W. McEwers<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/more-hair/