There's an old Tudor pub, that I know <br />Just off the high street in town <br />And though the owners and staff <br />Categorically claim there's no ghost <br />Little do they really know <br />For they can't explain what happens <br />To the odd bottle or tot, or two <br />That go missing during the night <br />The ghost is there all right <br />But being quite contended with his lot <br />With a warm place to stay <br />And free booze to boot <br />He can't be bothered to haunt.<br /><br />Marilyn Shepperson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-lazy-ghost/
