Now the boys down the bar-room <br />Gave me a hard time <br />On account of ma sweetheart <br />Who’s called Clementine <br />They say that a Rhino <br />Has got thinner skin <br />But she helps on the farm <br />And she lives in the bin <br /> <br />Chorus <br /> <br />Gonna roll ma baby in Corn and manure <br />Stand her up on a pedestal, sturdy and sure <br />Gonna kick her on her good leg, to make sure she hops <br />Ma plug-ugly girlfriend keeps the crows off ma crops. <br /> <br />I thought I would treat her <br />And buy a new dress <br />I chiselled her make up off <br />Coz it’s a mess <br />Built her a sty <br />By my prize pig as well <br />But sadly the pig <br />Couldn’t handle the smell <br /> <br />Chorus <br /> <br />She swears like a trooper <br />As far as I’m told <br />I’ve been deef as a post since <br />Before I got old. <br />Don’t know if she’s common <br />Or if she’s got class <br />But she looks like she’s screamin <br />When I poke her ass. <br /> <br />Chorus to end.<br /><br />Reece Kaye<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/gonna-roll-ma-baby-song/
